— Originally published in Honcho
magazine - October, 1996 —
THE LOVE BUG
by Lefty Boylan (aka Michael Kirwan)
One of my friends, who is in his mid-fifties
continues to look for "that one special man." Which is great in and
of itself, except that his entire existence has been consumed with
this need to find a life partner. There was no career, no avocation,
there wasn't even a plausible hobby. He hadn't an interest that
wasn't either a ploy to secure a man, or borrowed from a current
lover, to sustain compatibility.
I have a female cousin living in Florida who became a bitter, closet
drunk, feeling that she'd been cheated out of romance by the
expectations of the Women's Movement. When she wasn't blaming
Women's Lib, the onus would shotgun-spray various other perceived
miscreants: the family, a high school sweetheart, the government,
gays, whoever. Somebody had to be responsible for her overwhelming
loneliness.
Another friend shows up every weekend to do the club scene. He
dances, he drinks, he flashes his dazzling smile and beautifully
muscled body at all the "hot spots" hoping to attract a lover. He's
very specific about what he expects from his "Mr. Right." He wants
the gorgeousness, a particular income bracket, and fidelity.
Occasionally, he finds someone who fits his criteria. They date for
a while, and then, he loses interest, and begins the hunt anew. He's
been repeating this scenario for more than five years and will
probably continue for the next five.
From infancy, we are all bombarded with images and slogans. Clichés
about true love are as much a part of our indoctrination as
toilet-training and admonishments about touching a hot stove.
Examples of "love conquers all" are strewn throughout our collective
consciousness. Movies are rife with characters tossing fortunes,
principles, and expectations to the wind so that they can be
reunited with their beloved. How many cinematic redemptions have
hinged on the proverbial "love of a good woman" (or "man" in our
case)? We are all conditioned to anticipate the day when our lives
are given meaning by the arrival of the often-heralded significant
other. Song lyrics are gospel.
I have nothing against romance (I've taken that trip many, many
times, and will probably sign up for another tour of duty soon
enough); I'm just questioning the towering importance society places
on it. Advertising campaigns are geared to make us all more lovable.
If we wear the right deodorant, wear the right clothes on the
rightly proportioned bodies, have no dandruff and minty fresh
breath, then we'll all be in a better position to find love. If we
drive the sexy cars a-waft in the sexy scents, who could resist us?
Why should they? After all, we've all been assured that our destiny
includes a big, giant-sized,
important love. It hardly seems to matter to anyone that the
fairy tale "happily ever after" is so vague. If your lover becomes
tedious; if the daily routine of life proves too mundane; if the
magical glow becomes too subdued; just go out scouting for the next
true love, because,
God dammit, you are entitled
to a big, blistering, all-consuming romance! Society says so,
and we all bleat in agreement, like a herd of lobotomized sheep. A
person who doesn't crave love is pitied. Everyone knows that
whatever accomplishments, innovations, or enthusiasms lone people
participate in, what they really want is love. It has to be, right?
I'm not suggesting that we should abandon all romantic expectations.
But why should it be such a pivotal factor in our general
well-being? If you've got a home, a family, friends, a career, why
not enjoy them while welcoming love? Why buy into the cultural
stigma of solitude as failure? Love should be just another part of
life's landscape, not the canvas, frame, wall and nail. But that's
just my opinion. |